Tuesday 30 December 2014

Bigots to Breeders

These three lovely ladies here used to be my cheating husband Paul and my two idiotic step sons, Kyle and Keith. These bigots liked to always tell me about how women are just fat cows only good at being breeders for a living. It was easy enough change their minds when you have the right amount of blackmail and just a hint of magic. Now who are the breeders my dears? I only married Paul cause he was loaded and now that him and his two moron sons are technically dead I have control over his millions. Don't worry though, I intend to put the money to good use after all I plan to start a breeding farm and already I have my first three fat cows, Pamela (middle), Kylie (right) and Kim (left), ready to pop.

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