If You Like One, You Should Be One

"This isn't funny April change me back!" "Scream and be bitchy all you want Elliot, its not going to happen. Maybe next time you'll stop and think before you hit on that fat slut Stacey then." "You turned me into a fat chick because I was flirting with one? Why do you care who I try and sleep with?" "because it should be me you are lusting over! I'm the one who is always there for you and I deserve to be your girlfriend. But you just didn't want plain old me did you! NO! you wanted miss blubber butt. Well if I cant have you no one can and since you like girls with guts so much I thought you should be one. So goodbye Elliot. Have fun being a fat bitch for the rest of your life."